Monday, October 1, 2007

Hillary and Bill go Jogging

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
On each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner each day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared that street corner, Bill realized she would holler her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner , there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled;
"See what you get for five bucks!?"

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