A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy said, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics. "The Italian, nodded agreement, and said, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on, until the Greek came up with what he thought would end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he said, "We Greeks invented s&x!" The Italian replied, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."