Wine vs Water

As Ben Franklin said; "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, vodka, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember: Water = Poop, Alcohol = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink alcohol and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.